Characters

This is the place where you can learn a little about the regular, recurring characters of The Joshua Tree.  Here they are, starting with Josh and the rest in alphabetical order:

Name:  Josh       Age:  24 Occupation:  Field Engineer     Likes:  Legos, Kool Aid, and Pitchforks Dislikes:  Water, D&D, and Sourkraut   Josh is the average joe.  Well, not exactly average.  He has wacky habits and crazy ideas that can be contributed to his overactive and multitasking mind.  He is the initiator of many absurd adventures.

Name:  Angel        Age:  23 Occupation:  Varies      Likes:  Talking, Talking, and More Talking  Dislikes:  Being Quiet    Josh's somewhat ditzy sister.  She's extremely gullible; a fact that Josh exploits regularly.

Name:  B.B(Buddy's Buddy)        Age:  2 Occupation:  Dog      Likes:  Toys, Food, and Barking  Dislikes:  Kids, Exercise, and Buddy    B.B. is a grumpy corgi that enjoys picking fights with Buddy.  He hates it when Buddy gets more attention, but no one wants to play with him due to his grumpiness and constant need to be barking.

Name:  Buddy        Age: 2 Occupation:  Dog      Likes:  Kids, Adults, and Lots of Attention  Dislikes:  Veterinarians, Kennels, and Hot Sauce    Buddy is a hyperactive samoyed that always causes some sort of trouble.  He is smart, but has a very dopey demeanor.

Name:  Jeff       Age:  24 Occupation:  Bum     Likes:  Obsolete and Useless Facts, Trivia, and                               Always Having the Last Word Dislikes:  Useful Facts and Fridges Without Salsa   Jeff is the sarcastic comic relief in Josh's escapades.   He always has some tidbit of useless information that he feels he must share with everyone.

Name:  John        Age:  24 Occupation:  College Gigolo      Likes:  Fire, Girls, and Dr Pepper  Dislikes:  Nerds, Boring People, and Chicks That Don't                            Dig His Groove   John is an egotistical Don Juan.  He feels as though he is God's gift to the world.  Oddly enough, he is one of the few people who never feels the consequences of Josh's crazy ideas.

Name:  Phoenix        Age:  4 Occupation:  Bird      Likes:  Peanuts, Josh, and Biting People  Dislikes:  Dogs, People Touching Josh,    Phoenix is a sun conure that likes no one but Josh.  She follows him everywhere he goes and attacks anything that gets too close to him.  She especially likes biting holes in people's shirts.

Name:  Ryan        Age: 24 Occupation:  Lazy Unmotivated College Student      Likes:  D&D, Writing, and His Computer  Dislikes:  Anything Fun   Ryan is one of the most brilliant minds in existence.   Unfortunately, his brain is so filled with facts and intellectual junk that no room is left for buffoonery.  He reluctantly joins Josh's exploits as a means of expanding the creative side of his psyche.

Name:  Shelley        Age:  25 Occupation:  Pet Store Janitor      Likes:  Complaining, Whining, and Art  Dislikes:  Everything    Shelley is Josh's batty wife.  She enjoys yelling at him and complaining about the things he does.  Fortunately for Josh, she's one of the few people who can stand living with him for extended periods of time.